Chrome Extension: The DIY Version
D knows how big a fan I am of my Replace-Trump-With-Cats Chrome extension, so when we found this flyer in our mailbox, he helped me out a bit.
Ghazal: America the Beautiful
Do you remember our earnestness our sincerity
in first grade when we learned to sing America
The Beautiful along with the Star-Spangled Banner
and say the Pledge of Allegiance to America
We put our hands over our first grade hearts
we felt proud to be citizens of America
I said One Nation Invisible until corrected
maybe I was right about America
School days school days dear old Golden Rule Days
when we learned how to behave in America
What to wear, how to smoke, how to despise our parents
who didn’t understand us or America
Only later learning the Banner and the Beautiful
live on opposite sides of the street in America
Only later discovering the Nation is divisible
by money by power by color by gender by sex America
We comprehend it now this land is two lands
one triumphant bully one still hopeful America
Imagining amber waves of grain blowing in the wind
purple mountains and no homeless in America
Sometimes I still put my hand tenderly on my heart
somehow or other still carried away by America
- Alicia Ostriker, 1937
For Your Enjoyment* #42, POTUS Ed.
* a subjective term
Donald Trump, a person who will never be president, has nevertheless been the nexus of the American media's coverage of the 2016 presidential campaign season.
- Gawker, September 2015 (image above)
If you're waiting for Donald Trump to pivot to become "presidential" - a candidate who will stay on message and, objectively speaking, not hurt his own campaign - then I have one word for you. Stop. Really. Because it just isn't going to happen.
First off, Donald Trump is never going to be the president of the United States. Whether you like him, simply find him amusing, or like most Americans, feel something between mild irritation and absolute hatred for the real estate mogul-turned-reality TV star, you probably know that his brand of fiery, accusatory, blowhard rhetoric doesn’t play well with voters.
Under “President Trump,” America would degenerate to its ugliest, darkest days. He would single-handedly destroy its reputation and the 240-year-old principles on which it stands. And that is precisely why Donald Trump cannot, will not, be elected president.
[A] new examination of the demographics and projected voting patterns in some of the key Rust Belt states underscores just how unlikely [Trump's winning the general election] really is. To succeed, this analysis finds, Trump would likely have to improve on Mitt Romney’s advantage over Barack Obama among blue collar whites by double digit margins, which is an astronomically high bar — in almost all of these states.
- The Washington Post, March 2016
The irony, of course, is that Trump has more in common with the elites who will lie down on the tracks to stop his candidacy than with the voters who profess to love him. If this is a game, Trump is not supposed to be on the field – he's supposed to be in the owners' box, deciding who gets to play. National politics is like smashmouth football, and Trump was not built to be a player. There's a reason why you never see the owners on the gridiron.
It is to the eternal discredit of the Republican Party’s that they have embarrassed the country by nominating a man like Donald Trump. But he’s not going to win in November, because he doesn’t have the votes. No matter what the angry white GOP primary voters think, America as a whole – this complex, multiracial, Information Age, economically resilient, World’s Greatest Democracy of a country – is not going to elect an angry orange clown. Donald Trump might do a lot of damage to America’s political culture, but he will never be president.
"What kind of a man does that? Root for people to get thrown out on the street? Root for people to lose their jobs? Root for people to lose their pensions? Root for two little girls in Clark County, Nevada, to end up living in a van? What kind of a man does that? I'll tell you exactly what kind – a man who cares about no one but himself. A small, insecure moneygrubber who doesn’t care who gets hurt, so long as he makes some money off it. What kind of man does that? A man who will never be President of the United States."
- Sen. Elizabeth Warren, May 2016
Issues matter, plans for the country matter, ability to govern matters – and none of those things are strengths of Donald Trump. He is first and foremost a man with a tremendous ego that needs to be fed, not a man of serious ideas or well thought out positions that go beyond sound bites. His bluster and unvarnished rhetoric have gotten him farther than I would have thought but, at the end of the day, the American people will not buy what he is selling.
Before one more straight-faced political story is written about the presidential candidacy of Donald Trump, the obvious begs to be stated: The man has absolutely no chance of winning. Zero. Nada. Write it down. Take it to the bank. Bet the farm. This preening self-parody of an egomaniac will never, ever be elected president of the United States.
And here's the bedrock obstacle to Trump's success: There are simply not enough struggling, resentful, xenophobic white people in the US to constitute a national majority sufficient to win a presidential election. Bottom line: The strongman approach is inherently self-limiting. It flourishes in the bizarro environs of a modern Republican primary, but there is no evidence at all, and much to the contrary, that it could be used to assemble a national majority. Yet it is the only approach in Trump's toolbox. That is why he will never be president.
So, could Trump win? We confront two stubborn facts: first, that nobody remotely like Trump has won a major-party nomination in the modern era. And second, as is always a problem in analysis of presidential campaigns, we don’t have all that many data points, so unprecedented events can occur with some regularity. For my money, that adds up to Trump’s chances being higher than 0 but (considerably) less than 20 percent. There are lots of undecideds, and Clinton's polling leads are somewhat thin in swing states. Nonetheless, Clinton is probably going to win, and she could win by a big margin.
- Nate Silver, November 2015 / November 2016
Americans have never chosen someone like [Donald Trump] to lead one of their two major parties. And now that he’s the presumptive nominee, Americans will - for the first time in their history - have a choice of whether they’ll put him in the Oval Office, to lead the country for four years. They almost certainly won’t.
"I continue to believe that Mr Trump will not be president. And the reason is because I have a lot of faith in the American people."
America
While you're here - flip through this as well.
Romeo Meow
"We were told nobody wanted him because he is ugly. But to us, Romeo isn't ugly. He's a little lovable kitten who loves to play like the rest of the cats. And his difference makes him special."
DM stumbled upon this heartwarming story about Romeo, a uniquely beautiful fuzzy little creature. Watch his video over here, but consider yourself warned - it's a bit of a tearjerker (in a good way!).
46 Years
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY to my absolute favorite couple in the entire world!! You two are not only the best parents ever, but also make for one of the best partnerships out there. Here's to 46 years of marriage, and to an ongoing lifetime together moving forward. ♥
30th Annual Bison Roundup
D and I went to watch the annual bison roundup on Antelope Island today!
Thirty-Three
speak to me in a language I can hear / humor me before I have to go / deep in thought I forgive everyone as the cluttered streets greet me once again / I know I can't be late, supper's waiting on the table / tomorrow's just an excuse away so I pull my collar up and face the cold, on my own / the earth laughs beneath my heavy feet at the blasphemy in my old jangly walk / steeple guide me to my heart and home / the sun is out and up and down again / I know I'll make it, love can last forever / graceful swans of never topple to the earth / and you can make it last, forever, you can make it last, forever you can make it last / and for a moment I lose myself, wrapped up in the pleasures of the world / I've journeyed here and there and back again, but in the same old haunts I still find my friends / mysteries not ready to reveal, sympathies I'm ready to return / I'll make the effort, love can last forever / graceful swans of never topple to the earth / tomorrow's just an excuse, tomorrow's just an excuse away / and you can make it last, forever, you can make it last, forever, you can make it last forever, you, forever you